Friday 28 May 2010

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes And…

‘Daily Express’ this morning:
Allegations of cannibalism were last night refuted by senior investigators who said there was “absolutely no evidence” of such an act in any of the cases.
‘Daily Mail’ just now:
Griffiths, who was wearing a black shirt and navy blue jeans, appeared at Bradford Magistrates' Court and was remanded to appear at the city's crown court later today.
Asked to confirm his name he said 'the crossbow cannibal'.
That ‘D’oh!’ sound you just heard was the murder squad…


JohnRS said...

This guy had been in Rampton but is/was freeed to walk the streets and kill.

Well done NuLieBore's criminal injustice system.


Mr Eugenides said...

"How do you plead, Mr... er... Cannibal?"

Can't wait.

JuliaM said...

""How do you plead, Mr... er... Cannibal?""

'Oh, call me 'Crossbow', your honour. I feel we could become...good friends...'

Yes, I think if his lawyers can't get a grip soon, it's going to be a bit of a circus. He's obviously out for publicity.

dr cromarty said...

Does HMP Armley have fava beans on the menu this weekend?