You won't see me coming....
ConcernedEssexBoy says...I heard that the Ice Cream seller was really upset that he got a ticket and was later found dead in the back of his van, covered in Raspberry Sauce and Hundreds and Thousands.Apparently, he topped himself!
I take it that's the cream of Essex humour?
Those wardens deserve a whippy.
"Apparently, he topped himself! "That's what you get for taking the piss out of the bent, bowed little old man, who regularly shuffles up to the van for his cornet & asking "Crushed nuts sir" ? .. when you know very well he's suffering from sciatica ..
He could have shot himself with a Magnum. It also happened on a Sundae afternoon. The jokes are writing themselves
Sounds like a bit of a flake to me.
" .. how awful it was that an ice-cream van got a ticket for parking on double yellow lines during the weekend" ..Bet it costs him some lolly too ...
I knew you wouldn't let me down... :)
"Bet it costs him some lolly too..."You should be taking some stick for that...
Sometimes in that business you just have to take your licks.
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