You won't see me coming....
The 'Jumpers' are relatively fortunate. Spare a thought for the tragically fascinating 'Lethargic Met Police Syndrome' featuring reverse candidate conditions. Complicating differential diagnosis is a predisposition to an inherent indolence. The prognosis is usually poor and few escape some degree of radiator dependency coupled with bouts of disorientation. Synergistic effects of sedentary employment and prolonged periods of brain inactivity; particularly in arid and excessively heated environments, minimise incidence of the disorder.
When you send me to Cracked.com I spend all afternoon there. "Sunday Roast Lunch" ends up being at 6pm.Won't you pleeeeaaaase think of my children :D
This is "quite funny" ...Career criminal confesses to £250,000 jewel theft after lawyers discover his autobiography entitled 'Born Gangster'http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280078/Career-criminal-confesses-250-000-jewel-theft-lawyers-discover-autobiography-entitled-Born-Gangster.htmlhttp://www.andrewlownie.co.uk/authors/nicola-stow/books/born-gangsterAlas and alack, presumably the TV expert commentator and acting career is now "temporarily on hold" ... http://www.andrewlownie.co.uk/authors/jimmy-tippett-junior
"Spare a thought for the tragically fascinating 'Lethargic Met Police Syndrome' featuring reverse candidate conditions. " *chuckles*"When you send me to Cracked.com I spend all afternoon there." It is rather hypnotic, isn't it?"Alas and alack, presumably the TV expert commentator and acting career is now "temporarily on hold" ... " Oh dear!
Melvin back on form as the most boring person ever to log onto the internet.Do you count radiators in your sleep?As for the "born gangster",what a joke-I know him and i've nicked him (when unattached from my radiator of course).He is a ratty little shoplifter who uses women to do his dirty work.Jaded
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