"Let me tell you it's always cool, and the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool..."

He'd probably draw the line at double homicide, though, Rose...

Detective Superintendent Nicki Addison said: 'This is a tragic case and we are working hard to understand more about what happened leading up to these two people losing their lives.

'We ask that people do not speculate on the circumstances at this stage as it is distressing for family and friends, and could hinder our enquiries.'

Anything else you'd like to ask, Nicki? The tide to refuse to come in, maybe? 

'We understand that this incident may cause concern in the local community and further afield. We know that the woman arrested is related to the people and we don't believe there is wider threat to the public at this time.'

They'll just have to get the hosepipe and Turtle Wax out and do the car themselves for a few weeks...