Oh, my, way to destroy all my illusions about the bodyguarding business...
‘I pride myself in my work,’ writes Summers, now head of security at Sky TV. ‘Nobody got sick on that trip. Nobody even came close to diarrhoea and I knew that I had done my job keeping everyone else healthy. I ran a tight ship ensuring everyone always washed their hands with wet wipes.’I can't help but think this is the film Costner should have made...
4 comments:
How did she know that nobody even came close to diarrhoea?
I mean, I'm not going to walk up to the head of security and say "I think I feel a bit of looseness in the bowels".
You might be shaken but not stirred.
signed - James B.
drsolly said...
How did she know that nobody even came close to diarrhoea?
By intimately inspecting the toilet pans and finding no evidence of pebble-dashing.
Close examination of underwear, keeping an eye out for russet gusset.
"..I'm not going to walk up to the head of security and say "I think I feel a bit of looseness in the bowels""
Indeed!
Perhaps they should have checked for surveillance cameras in the loos?
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