Sunday 24 June 2012

Nice Try, Love, But They Didn’t Find A Customer In Your Luggage, Did They?

A woman accused of smuggling £400,000 worth of cocaine into Bristol Airport told a jury she was a prostitute, not a drugs runner.
Well, indeed! How very dare they – a lady has standards, after all…


Anonymous said...

How very enriching.

"The court was told that Bakare would be liable to be deported to her native Nigeria after serving her term."

Anyone takers for a fiver that it never happens ?

chris said...

'Speaking through a Nicaraguan interpreter, she told the court she went to Cameroon to work as a prostitute, behind the back of her 72-year-old husband in London'.

Nicaraguan interpreter?

72-year-old husband?


JuliaM said...

It's one of those stories that makes you think 'So....this is 'enrichment', is it?' for sure.