Thursday, 7 March 2013

Det Sgt Curtis Didn't Get The Memo... know, the one that said 'always reassure them that this is a rare incident and they shouldn't be concerned for their safety':
A manhunt has been launched for the attacker.
Det Sgt Curtis added: "It would appear that this is a random attack of violence and police wish to remind everyone to always be vigilant to who is around them when out walking regardless of the time of day."
Let's be careful out there!


Twenty_Rothmans said...

Her grandson ran off
There goes his George Cross.

Det Sgt Curtis added: "... police wish to remind everyone to always be in a state of knicker-wetting panic when out walking regardless of the time of day. This will not prevent an attack, but it will come as less of a surprise when it happens. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a report of someone selling gollywogs and we're going in mob-handed."

Tatty said...

Be Alert. Your country needs lerts.

Anonymous said...

Det Sgt Curtis added:

attackurs are reminded there offences are realy realy anoyin on days wen Practical Boiler and Classic Radiator get releest.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious Melvin,just hilarious. You might as well sign your posts as it's so obvious.Boring and predictable are your watchwords.
Radiator Jaded.

JuliaM said...

"There goes his George Cross."

Rather like that chap engaged in some bush activities in Africa who ran off and left his lady-love to the lion!

Dogging is pretty dangerous in Africa!