An unhappy wife spent the early hours of Valentine's Day driving her husband home from hospital after police "dropped him off in a park with a tent".
Gary Tennant, of Erith Street, Dover, said he was forced to camp in Elms Vale Park because officers could not take him home due to bail conditions.Eh..?
The 49-year-old had been arrested in relation to an alleged assault on his wife on February 12, but charges against him were later dropped.Ah. The penny drops.
His unemployed wife Tanya, 38, who has been his full-time carer since they wed a year ago, told the Express: "He doesn't know how to put it up (Ed: Relax! She means the tent...). But he had nowhere else to go. His family didn't want to help."But now you've kissed and made up... Oh, excuse me a moment.
..right, where were we? Oh, yes.
Now it's all the fault of the police that they didn't book him into the Hilton until you'd realised you luvs 'im after all?