Monday 2 June 2014

Bexley – More Muppets Than The Jim Henson Workshop…

The 32-year-old, who admits smoking four spliffs a day and spending £30 a week on the drug, says he feels like he is being "targeted" by the police after being searched three times.
"I feel like I am being targeted because this is now the third time it has happened to me. I have been trying to cut down how much I smoke but I do it to calm me down.
"My doctor has said not to come completely off it because it would do me more damage."
Well, when it comes to ‘damage’ there’s not a lot of room left on your dance card, is there?
Mr Missons says he suffers from epilepsy, cerebral palsy, brittle bones, asthma, diabetes and eczema.
All of which, no doubt, prevents him working for a living…
"People can get it in America, I do it inside and don't do it outside, I just want to be left alone."
Then take up stamp collecting.

7 comments:

Peter said...

Rather unkind, I think.

I too am smoking a lot (much cheaper than £30 per week when you buy mail order)because it helps suppress the nauseous symptoms of an as-yet-undiagnosed stomach bug.

If I didn't I would not be able to work.

Disenfranchised of Buckingham said...

He can smoke anything he likes in private as far as I care. The State shouldn't be interested. Any harm is self inflicted and not my concern.

The Police should be out there catching real criminals, you know, thieves, murderers, rapists.

Robert the Biker said...

I wonder how many of these illnesses are self-diagnosed?
I don't see asthma being helped by smoking, Epilepsy by the use of a psychotropic drug, brittle bones by wandering about off your head or anything by being a copper magnet.

Anonymous said...

Bunny

Hey, we shouldn't judge, we do not know this man or his problems, if we walked a mile in his shoes, we'd be a mile away from the scrote and have his shoes. Sod that nice stuff. Get a job you waster, stop costing other people money and stop being a tosser.

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX who admits smoking four spliffs a day and spending £30 a week on the drug, XX

Fucking amateure!

Anonymous said...

Another utter mongtard, a meat sack of uselessness, a waste of DNA.

JuliaM said...

"...because it helps suppress the nauseous symptoms of an as-yet-undiagnosed stomach bug."

I've no issue with medical-grade pot, properly prescribed.

But that's not what we have here, is it?

"The Police should be out there catching real criminals..."

Should they? I think, in this case, that's exactly what they've done.