Monday, 5 February 2018

The Fruit Doesn't Hang Much Lower Than This...

A dog owner has been hauled into court today after his 'dangerously out of control' pet chihuahua called Louie bit a postie on the ankle and left her needing hospital treatment, a court has heard.
She went to hospital...?!?
The trial of a man accused of owning a “dangerously out of control” dog after his chihuahua allegedly bit the ankle of a postwoman ended in deadlock after a jury failed to reach a verdict.
Too busy laughing, I expect.
A hearing on February 7 will be held to decide if the prosecution will seek a retrial.
What a waste of time and money...

H/T: alfred stone via email

2 comments:

Ted Treen said...

I await the first trial of the owner of a psychopathic gerbil...

JuliaM said...

Heh!