As a teenager, I was obsessed with Nahida, a schoolfriend – so fair, so smooth, with high cheekbones, sensuous lips and light brown eyes. I wanted her to fall down and scar her face forever.Lovely admission, Yazza!
The rest is a stereotypical rant about how the fashion industry is the font of all evil, and yet Yazza seems curiously naïve about the nature of politicians:
Meanwhile, Sarah Brown dreamt up her perfect dinner-party guests: Aung San Suu Kyi, Graca Machel and, among others, Naomi Campbell, the alleged recipient of uncut diamonds from deposed Liberian president Charles Taylor, whose war crime trial has just ended.Yes, and?
The Browns promote virtuous people and projects worldwide. How do they reconcile that with indulging a spoilt woman known for a good body and temper tantrums, some quite violent?Gosh, dunno, Yazza. Could it be that they are massive hypocrites?
Who’d a thunk it, eh?