Young vandals have been putting lives at risk by ripping up daffodils planted on Colchester’s Avenue of Remembrance and hurling them at cars.Blimey, who knew they were so damned controversial?
The town’s mayor, Sonia Lewis, said she was horrified to be told about the incident by residents and motorists.I’m a little puzzled by this, because how the hell do you fling a daffodil hard enough to hit a car? Even if you keep the bulb on?
She said: “One gentleman told me he had to pull to the side of the road because there were so many flowers thrown at his windscreen.”
“It is such a dangerous practice, although I’m sure these youngsters saw it as a bit of fun.”Don’t make excuses for them, love, that’s what their court-appointed youth worker is for…