Oxfordshire health bosses have advised parents on the best way to answer inquisitive kids’ questions on sex.Whew! Thank god we have councils to tell us this sort of stuff, eh? How ever did we manage before this?
Advice for inquisitive three- to four-year-olds includes telling toddlers about ‘special cuddles’ between mummies and daddies which end in a baby being ‘kept warm in mummy’s tummy’.*speechless*
Stop sticking your hands in the public’s pocket!