Friday, 8 June 2012

Frankly, I'm Surprised That Didn't Break It Down!

The court was told how they attacked a property in Perkins Close, on Grimsby's Willows Estate, at about 7pm on April 30.
Furnell was seen at the door trying to break it down, and threw a wheelie bin across the front garden.
She then ripped plants from mounted wall beddings before punching and kicking the door.
Ardito also kicked the door and shoulder-charged it before leaving the area.
Blimey! Must have been a well-reinforced door...


Maybe they have inner beauty?
Ardito and Furnell were later arrested.
Neither women could recall very much about the attack and blamed excess alcohol consumption for their behaviour, the court was told.
Did that work?
Furnell admitted a charge of disorder and a charge of criminal damage. She received an eight-week prison sentence, suspended for 12 months. A curfew for three months between 8pm and 6am was also imposed. She was also ordered to pay £300 in compensation to the residents.
Ardito admitted disorder, and was sentenced to a six-month community order and the same curfew as Furnell. She was ordered to pay prosecution costs of £85.
*sigh*

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow that must have been a long swim in the ugly pond.

Robert the Biker said...

I don't know about inner beauty, but there's plenty of outer scumminess there.
This is why I have inumerable sharp things within reach at all times.

Robert the Biker said...

Anon:
I've heard of people being hit with the ugly stick, but these two have been severely beaten with the whole ugly tree.

Woman on a Raft said...

Don't think much of that before-and-after makeover.

I suppose even Gok Wan has his limitations.

Anonymous said...

I blame the owners myself. rescue homes are full of these dogs and some have had a terrible life, they need love BUT proper supervision and training. I just hope the whole breed doesn't continue to be demonised because of stupid owners..........OH...sorry.....they're human?????????


Where to start. Lead poisoning via the back of the head?

Captain Haddock said...

Christ on a bike .. this post should have carried a health warning ! .. ;)

jaded said...

Isn't Grimsby near Hull?

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. Whatever happened to the English rose?

Lynne said...

Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousands ships. These two ghastly double-baggers would have stopped those ships in their tracks and sent the Gorgon screaming into the night.

Anonymous said...

these comments have given the best laugh I have had in a while.

Bunny

Dr Cromarty said...

'Double Bag' ugly

Mr Grumpy said...

By the way, don't leave "this is Grimsby" without checking out the story of how council jobsworths closed down a jubilee street party for disabled kids: http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Disabled-children-s-street-party-axed-council/story-16312654-detail/story.html

Scotty said...

It's life Cap'n but not as we know it!

JuliaM said...

"Don't think much of that before-and-after makeover.

I suppose even Gok Wan has his limitations."


/applause

"Christ on a bike .. this post should have carried a health warning !"

I guess advertising it on Twitter with the hashtag #hotlesbianaction disappointed a few people, then? ;)

"These two ghastly double-baggers would have stopped those ships in their tracks and sent the Gorgon screaming into the night."

:D

JuliaM said...

"By the way, don't leave "this is Grimsby" without checking out the story of how council jobsworths closed down a jubilee street party for disabled kids..."

Hmmm, that's a tough one. Seems a bit six of one, half a dozen of the other.