Monday 13 January 2014

Because It's Different..?

The Civil Enforcement Officer (CEO) says his chief attacker spewed racist abuse at him while his fellow warden, who is of Asian origin (Ed: Oh, we know what that means, don't we?), looked on in horror. Mr Keen told News Shopper: "The guy shouted 'Are you sucking your black African boss’s c**k?’
"They were basically saying I was a black man’s pet.
"He was saying ‘You’re not going to leave this close alive; you’ll be in a coma'.
"I was screaming for my life, screaming down the radio ‘Get the police'."
Well, well, well...
Huseyin Mehmet, 49, told News Shopper: "I did say that about his boss but that was after he called me a b**tard and said he was going to ticket 'all the foreigners' cars'.
"He was screaming 'all the foreigners are attacking me' when he was running down the street.
"I don't regret what I said. Why should I? He should not have been stubborn and ignorant."
Ah, you'll be sorry. The police are hot on racist abuse of traffic wardens, mate!

Oh. Hang on.
A Bexley police spokesman confirmed a 49-year-old man has been cautioned for common assault while officers are investigating whether to caution or charge others who may have been involved.
Taking you a long time, isn't it? I wonder why...

2 comments:

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX "He was saying ‘You’re not going to leave this close alive; you’ll be in a coma'. XX

Obviously showing an extreem lack of knowledge in the autopsy department.

JuliaM said...

Heh!