A driver caught using two mobile phones and apparently steering with his knees was banned from driving for 12 months yesterday.Did the judge think to ask why he’d need two mobile phones? It can’t have been that one was a business phone, after all, because he’s unemployed…
The previous hearing was told that police who pulled him over had to wait for him to finish his phone conversation before he would speak to them.‘Had to’..?
Secker was last month found guilty in his absence of driving with no insurance, using a mobile phone while driving and not being in proper control of a vehicle.‘In his absence’….
So, couldn’t be bothered to turn up?
Magistrates said they would have fined him £500 for the offences, but reduced the fine to £150 after hearing that he was on benefits.*grinds teeth*