Friday 23 September 2011

Smile! You’re On Candid Camera!

Workers have called for CCTV in an underpass after complaints vagrants are using it as a toilet.
Why? To sell the footage to those, ummm, ‘specialist’ sites?
Andrew Everett, 33, a credit controller working in Sheepen Place, Colchester, said: “I walk through the tunnel three times a week and it’s disgusting.

“There are loads of school kids who walk that way too.”
Well, I hope they are careful where they put their feet…
He has called for CCTV to be installed.

He said: “The council has had numerous complaints and cleans it occasionally, but does nothing to prevent it happening again.

“It is a public health hazard.”
Just what should they do to prevent it happening? It’s not like they can stop it with CCTV – by the time they’ve seen someone on camera, it’ll be too late.
A police spokesman said they were investigating the incidents.
I suppose patrolling regularly would help, but then if they catch someone, what’s the punishment? A fine they can’t pay? Another public nuisance conviction to add to their collection?

Perhaps they should be allowed to rub their noses in it?

6 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Is there actually a public toilet the vagrants could use? Or have the council just created another problem for themselves?

Pavlov's Cat said...

I doubt if the council will do anything as this is probably one of the 'unintended consequences' of 'cost cutting' and acting would admit they screwed up. Much like Bexley I would imagine there is a dearth of public conveniences

An inconvenient truth said...

Do bears poo in the woods?

Do vagrants crap in public places?

Do politicians sh*t on the ordinary people?

I think we should be told.

Captain Haddock said...

Force said vagrants to sleep in the underpass .. they'd soon stop peeing there ..

Oh .. hang on .. that might be contrary to their yuman rights ..

John Pickworth said...

"A police spokesman said they were investigating the incidents."

But like the vagrants, they have little to go on... perhaps?

JuliaM said...

"Is there actually a public toilet the vagrants could use?"

If there is, it's probably closed when they want to use it.

"But like the vagrants, they have little to go on... perhaps?"

LOL!