Thursday 6 September 2012

Antisocial Behaviour Mediation: Yr Doin' It Wrong!

An "antisocial behaviour community mediator" has appeared in court accused of threatening and assaulting four people at a local primary school.
Heh!
Raheema Jamal, defending Marquis, said there are a number of witnesses, including teachers and parents, who claim to have seen her client displaying the behaviour outlined in the charges, but added: "She accepts presence but denies the allegations."
Well, good luck with that one!
She will reappear at court on October 31 to stand trial. Magistrate William Whitmarsh gave Marquis conditional bail.
*orders popcorn*

5 comments:

James Higham said...

antisocial behaviour community mediator

Face firmly in palm.

Noggin the Nog said...

Suprise, suprise, she chimped out.

TNB.

Anonymous said...

Non jobs for blacks and she couldn't even do that.

Macheath said...

More of an antisocial behaviour co-ordinator, I suppose.

Actually, I've often wondered about the exact meaning of these titles and the distinction between them - especially since our local council advertised for a 'teenage pregnancy co-ordinator', whatever that may be.

JuliaM said...

"...especially since our local council advertised for a 'teenage pregnancy co-ordinator', whatever that may be."

I think it quite adequately describes 'teenage boys'!