Ahhh, the old ones are the best...
A woman had her nose bitten off during a performance of Jack and the Beanstalk at a Butlins holiday resort.Blimey! Was it one of the giants?
“A 27-year old woman from Dartford, Kent, was arrested on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm and has now been released on police bail until June 16 while enquiries continue.”Lovely!
*crosses Bognor off the list of holiday destinations*
H/T: Macheath via email