Saturday 2 August 2014

"This Is The Police! Go Home & Sit Quietly In The Corner, And Drink A Nice Cup Of Tea!"

Plans to re-open a Woolwich nightclub described as a magnet for London's most notorious gangsters have been slammed by the police.
Officers claim Club Da Boss in Woolwich High Street has been responsible for a string of violent incidents and that its closure last year led to a fall in crime.
You'd think that was a good thing, wouldn't you?

I mean, if you know where they all go, it must be like staking out a waterhole and waiting for your prey to come to you...
Police warn that even plans by the new licence holders to introduce better security and a strict entry policy could create more trouble as angry people linked to the old club go on the rampage.
WTAF..?

5 comments:

MTG said...

It could harm their own reputation no further, but deluded plod seeing strategists staring out of the mirror, will only heap another great disservice upon the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

and the colored girls sang doo dee doo, doo doo doo, doo, doo doo doo, dooo...............

and Melv .......................................

MTG said...

I thank you, Anonplod.

One of us may be worthy of tuneful praise.

Anonymous said...

Anonplod? Not me matey, just someone who is utterly bored of your pathetic wibbling moanings. Pop down the life shop this week, there's a sale on I believe, you might get a bargain?

JuliaM said...

"It could harm their own reputation no further, but deluded plod seeing strategists staring out of the mirror, will only heap another great disservice upon the rest of us."

Oh, I think they've a ways to go yet...