Monday, 25 August 2014

Did Channel 5 Hold You Down For The Needle Then?

During the programme on Monday Mr Higinbotham's 15 tattoos were on display - including a ‘White Power’ slogan, the foot-long image of Adolf Hitler, which dominates his back, and an intricate picture of the Ku Klux Klan, which runs across the length of his stomach.
During the programme, father-of-four Mr Higinbotham said he had never had had a full-time job due to having a disabled son, and a lack of help by the Government.
'I only went on the show to stick up for poor people and they have twisted what we said to make us look like morons.'
That must have been an exhausting task for them.
'I am no racist and I am definitely not fat. The programme made me look so podgy, I watched in horror.'
You can always go on a diet. And get laser removal. And then maybe you could get a job!


Robert the Biker said...

Fail to understand what knob-rots' problem is! Wear a long sleeved shirt; presto, no tatoos.
Of course, that would mean you getting your fat dole scrounging arse out of bed.

Woman on a Raft said...

How did he afford the tats on the dole? They aren't cheap. I would prefer not to be paying for the laser removal too, thank you.

Can we compromise - go over him with a black permanent marker pen?

Anonymous said...


How about not paying him any benefit? He would then take the first labouring job that came his way.

Brightside Bob said...

'Even little kids are knocking on the door asking for selfies.'

You'd need a heart of stone...

JuliaM said...

"Wear a long sleeved shirt; presto, no tatoos."

I think that'd be against his 'uman rights...

"How did he afford the tats on the dole?"

Maybe he got them when he had a well-paying jo...


Sorry about that. I won't be stupid again.