Sunday 1 September 2013

Is That A Chicken Drumstick In Your Pocket..?

…or are you just pleased to see me?
Darryl Ryan, 39, of Tennyson House, Grimsby, admitted handling stolen meat, valued at £30.74, taken from Spar and the Co-operative, on August 4.
Rebecca Dolby, prosecuting, said police searched Ryan after spotting him carrying a bag in Station Road, New Waltham. He had stolen items in his trousers and jacket.
Sentence on Ryan, a reformed drug addict, was deferred for three months so he can prove he can stay out of trouble.
Well, good luck with that...


Twenty_Rothmans said...

Straight out of Filthy, Rich and Catflap:
Richie: Eddie - how did you fit all that meat into your trousers?
Eddie: That's what all the girls say, Richie!

Ian Hills said...

He'd better go back on his drugs.

John Pickworth said...

Spar and the Co-operative?

Is this chap real? What's wrong with M&S or Waitrose? If you're going to steal at least go for the good stuff you twit.

JuliaM said...

Well, quite! It's like doing a jewellery heist at H Samuel!