Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, PC Ammon?
… cops have raised concerns that the owners of the horse have not yet come forward.
They are keen to speak to the owners to find out how the animals managed to end up wandering in to the carriageway.
PC Mark Ammon from the Road Policing unit at Laindon, said: "We are very concerned that the owners of these horses have not contacted us.
“I can only imagine how distressing this incident must have been for them and we would urge the owner or anyone who has any information to contact us as soon as possible”.
Ahahahahahahahaha…!
6 comments:
There is a nagging question in my mind, perhaps the owners have lost count.
I doubt the officer actually means any of that. He has to follow the lefty PC diversity script or no job. Can you imagine the furore if he was quoted as saying:
I suspect the horses are owned by the local pikey scum and we haven't a chance in hell of doing anything about this matter and you can forget taking anyone to court. Anyway I have to get on I have a stack of Facebook/Twatter threats to kill to deal with and then I have a diversity module to complete online and then go and take part in a two minute silence for a local black gangsta - not sure which one as they're killing each other at a faster rate these days, and then me and the other PC on the neighbourhood team will have to gee up the two fat PCSOs and go to ASDA for a surgery. The Job's proper fucked' - Dull it isn't...as the 1974 recruitment slogan went'
They might have been useful once, but not any more. Now they're just a menace.
I don't mean horses.
http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/10680474.A127_crash_horse_bolted_from_traveller_site/?ref=ar
Simple, but not necessarily nice.
Sell or slaughter the animals. When the owners have t constantly dip into their pockets they might start to act.
Some hope I know, but we are just too nice these days.
"I doubt the officer actually means any of that. He has to follow the lefty PC diversity script or no job."
And THAT'S why the job's fucked!
"Sell or slaughter the animals. When the owners have t constantly dip into their pockets they might start to act."
There'll just be an increase in lead roof thefts and copper wire thefts... :/
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