Wednesday 18 September 2013

Oh, Sure, It’s All Fun and Jollity….

Police dubbed a cow “Harry Moo-dini” after the famous escapist – because he sneaked out of a farm and onto a main road twice in a few hours.
Officers said the cow was like Houdini after it escaped onto the A23 twice on Friday night.
…until, of course, someone is seriously injured in a collision. Then, you’re not laughing, are you?

3 comments:

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

Police dubbed a cow “Harry Moo-dini” after the famous escapist – because he sneaked out of a farm and onto a main road twice in a few hours.

Errr ... ???

Officers attended but by 7.20pm it had returned to its field.

Phew! .. got bored with all the commotion I suppose :0p

By 9.50pm the cow was back in the field and a restaurant owner had managed to repair the fence to the field.

Eh? Where does the "Restaurant Owner" come into this?


On the same night – around the same time – officers were called to a pack of dog running around the A23 at Pyecombe.

WHAT.. THE.. FUCK....

An officer called it “animal magic”.

Really? I call it shoddy, pissed up journalism - again.

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX Police dubbed a cow “Harry XX

Sais it all about the general education of meodern Plod, I guess.

JuliaM said...

"Eh? Where does the "Restaurant Owner" come into this?"

I hear his meat's REALLY fresh... ;)

"Sais it all about the general education of meodern Plod, I guess."

I suppose, on the one hand, we should be grateful Professional Standards allow them a sense of humour at all, no matter how feeble...