...this one's a beaut!
...at Friday’s hearing Burgess, 68, begged magistrates not to put her beloved pooch down - blaming Daisy her Jack Russell, who also chased the cyclists, for egging on the border collie.
“Daisy is harmless and not bitey,” she said. “But she’s always telling her big friend to do things.”*boggle*
Mind you, it's not going to beat this one:
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