"Hello, 999 operator? I'd like to report something concerning..."
"Yes madam, how can we help you? What's the problem"
"There's a large group of black youths gathering in the streets!"
"..."
"I'm hanging up now, madam. Be thankful we don't come and arrest you for a hate crime."
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Obviously this was just a premature celebration of "Windrush Day". Pity about the collateral damage but, according to our rulers, that's a small price to pay for the cultural diversity brought to this country since the 1940s.
"...but, according to our rulers, that's a small price to pay for the cultural diversity brought to this country since the 1940s."
What with the heatwave, I fear for the Notting Hill Carnage!
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