Sunday, 25 May 2014

The Kraken Awakes...



There's a threat of terrorists attacking from the coast at...Whitby? Really?

I though there was only one threat we'd have to worry about from that direction...


"72 virgins, you say? Well, so long as they are all delicious Rhesus negative..."

6 comments:

Flaxen Saxon said...

If you exclude the Rh+ve, you are excluding the majority of the population. Surely the exalted prophet wasn't that fussy.

James Higham said...

Whitby, landing place for Dracula.

Anonymous said...

You would really would enjoy a ride there, Julia. What?

Kraken is the brainchild of a smuggle-crazy plod. And Whitby is the only Yorkshire resort where the chemists are raided for supplying condoms.

Anonymous said...

Where were they in 1914?
Penseivat

Leg-iron said...

Send in an empty vessel with a long box of soil in the hold one stormy night.

That should send their paranoia into overdrive.

JuliaM said...

"You would really would enjoy a ride there, Julia."

I love Whitby. I've visited a lot!

"That should send their paranoia into overdrive."

:D