A 19-year-old aspiring model has been arrested after she threw herself into a ditch with a plastic Walmart bag over her head and falsely claimed she was raped - all in an effort to win back her ex-boyfriend, police say.Luckily, no-one was arrested as a result. In the States, clearly, they don't just assume the woman can't possibly be lying:
However, as detectives interviewed her, they began to notice holes in her tale, according to the Birmingham News.How refreshing!
H/T: Mark Wadsworth via email
... all in an effort to win back her ex-boyfriend
Mmmm lets see...
Box of chocolates? Nope
Tickets to the ball game? Nah
An apology followed by a romantic dinner? Too mushy
Claiming that she's just been pumped full of semen by Billy-Bob and his 20 beer sozzled red-neck mates? Yeah, that'll work. Probably.
I know, it's insane!
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