The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with his manhood trapped in a vacuum cleaner.I'm afraid I'd be very tempted to step out from the back of the fire engine wielding one of those arc-welding torches and an evil grin...
H/T: Ron Hughes via email
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Watch out for the pips in melons too.
"I'd be very tempted to step out from the back of the fire engine wielding one of those arc-welding torches and an evil grin..."
How about bolt croppers?
LOL!
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