Sunday, 4 August 2013

How #FiftyShadesofRed Could Become #FiftyShadesofWhite

The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with his manhood trapped in a vacuum cleaner.
I'm afraid I'd be very tempted to step out from the back of the fire engine wielding one of those arc-welding torches and an evil grin...

H/T: Ron Hughes via email

3 comments:

rickie said...

Watch out for the pips in melons too.

Anonymous said...

"I'd be very tempted to step out from the back of the fire engine wielding one of those arc-welding torches and an evil grin..."

How about bolt croppers?

JuliaM said...

LOL!