Sunday, 11 August 2013
This Story Would Be So Much Better If It Had Been Glasgow Zoo...
In fact, I think I feel a song coming on...
"If I could fight with the animals, just imagine it,
Scrappin' with a chimp in chimpanzee,
Imagine tangling with a tiger, wrestling with a cheetah,
What a neat achievement it would be!
If we could fight with the animals, learn their countermoves,
Maybe make an animal dojo,
I'd grapple elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle,
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea!"
With apologies to Rex Harrison, and MacHeath who does this so much better...