Oh, really? Well, let's look at the details:
The men were eventually brought out of the cafe and arrested at 6am. Mrs Marshall said:
'Apparently they were hungry and wanted some quiche. There was a little bit of money in the till, but I think they just wanted food and then it got out of hand.
'It obviously must be very good quiche.'So, these poor starving fellows broke in for a feast?
'They were in there a long time and they trashed the cafe.'Ah. Guess not.
But perhaps Ally meant a 'desperate story' for the poor bloody cafe owner, who now has to bear the cost of the clean-up and repair while wrangling with the insurance company, all thanks to two drunken, druggie or just hopeless wastes of oxygen?
Yes. I'm quite sure that's what he meant...
Well, it does look like a very NICE quische. (Or however the damn thing is spelled.)
As I have said before, I would KILL for a Greggs Scotch pie.... so....
There's something about the very phrase "Quiche thief" that makes me smile, perhaps they were a kind of vegetarian Raffles? or perhaps just two down on their luck anti-frackers who got hungry on the way to Balcombe?
I'm sure that trashing the place wasn't in their plan .. but if you're going to leave Quiche lying around without any whole Bean salad to accompany it, then you have to expect people to be disappointed .. and what better way to express it than by trashing someone else's property?
I am taking my sister to see die Hauptstadt in September - sing out if you want me to bring a Greggs pie - but you cannot be serious. Any recommendations on smoking Kneipen are gratefully received.
At should come as no surprise that Ally Fagg sees nothing wrong with stealing. He's too tight to live in penury himself to support the underclasses he loves so much. Sell a fucking kidney, Ally, let's see your commitment.
I really hope ol' Ally comes up against someone who's similarly desperate. I hope that he feels similar compassion when he is divested of his iPhone and wallet. And hopefully, spends some time eating through a tube.
According to Mrs Marshall, there was around 15 police cars surrounding the store when she arrived shortly after 1am.
She said: 'There was negotiators and all sorts. They had riot gear on and Tasers.
Meanwhile in other news: Northumbria Police confirmed they have received a writ from Universal Pictures, the copyright holder of The Blues Brothers.
Julia, when I may???
I will any way :-)
XX I am taking my sister to see die Hauptstadt in September - sing out if you want me to bring a Greggs pie - but you cannot be serious. Any recommendations on smoking Kneipen are gratefully received.XX
MOST pubs in Berlin are "smoking". The only rule is, when it is a smoking pub, no one under 18 years is allowed in.
Some, (VERY FEW) have a seperate smoking area.
If they serve a "substantial meal" (Phrase known to every British copper before the 2000's)then the place MUST be non smoking.
BUT!!!! That is Berlin.
Nordrhein Westfalia, Bayern, and a few others have a TOTAL ban.
"As I have said before, I would KILL for a Greggs Scotch pie.... so...."
Strangely, I've not seen one lately. They seem to have a lot of odd combinations in the 'hot breakfast pastry' line though...
"...perhaps they were a kind of vegetarian Raffles? "
"I really hope ol' Ally comes up against someone who's similarly desperate."
As George Monbiot once did, so memorably? ;)
"Julia, when I may???"
"Meanwhile in other news: Northumbria Police confirmed they have received a writ from Universal Pictures, the copyright holder of The Blues Brothers."
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