Sunday, 25 August 2013

Well, It Probably Isn't Widescreen...

She said: "Afterwards the staff just let the people go who attacked me.
"I phoned them about the CCTV and they said it doesn't work in that aisle."
Eighteen years old, pregnant with her second child (though might need the scanner at London Zoo to confirm that) and living off the state. Lovely!

6 comments:

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

God's holy trousers !!

Mind you, if they ever make a feminist version of "The Empire strikes back" she's a shoe-in for Jabba the Hut.

Anonymous said...

scum on scum, nothing to see here.

John Pickworth said...

"My boyfriend got knocked to the floor."

Whoa! too much information! Although it explains the pregnancy I guess.

Able said...

"Eighteen years old, pregnant with her second child"

How judgemental of you!

Jeez, so she's a slow starter on the benefits treadmill, give her a chance and I'll bet she'll have eight or nine more as soon as she's figured out where the nearest RNIB dating club is.

Lynne at Counting Cats said...

They were probably upset that she'd cleared out the pie aisle before hitting the pasta aisle.

JuliaM said...

"God's holy trousers !!"

I know, I know. Where do I find 'em..? ;)

"Jeez, so she's a slow starter on the benefits treadmill..."

I'm confident she'll step up, so long as no-one takes away her chap's stepladder.

"They were probably upset that she'd cleared out the pie aisle before hitting the pasta aisle."

LOL!