It seems the brave thin blue line are out there, keeping our car parks safe. How are they doing that? Well, by ensuring that cars are not left unlocked.
OK, fair enough.
Then by checking that no sat nav cradles are on view.
And then that no-one’s hung a jacket in their car.
And god forbid anyone leaves a tennis racquet in there (The Met must be busy come Wimbledon fortnight..)!
And better make sure your kids don’t leave anything either.
So…when you next phone 999 in Leicestershire, and there’s no response, just remember that at least the police are all helping out with the burning issue of people having personal items in their personal vehicles.
Mind how you go, now.