Tuesday 30 October 2018

This Actually Explains A Lot Of Social Work Failures...

A mother-of-one asked a friend if she had ever held on to an automatic garage door as it opened moments before she was dragged into its rollers and died, an inquest heard.
Social worker Heidi Chalkley, 40, was pulled into the mechanism of the metal shutters in an underground car park in Ruth Bagnall Court, Cambridge after she took hold of it with her arms.
*boggle*
Ms Chalkley was described as a 'beautiful, successful and accomplished young woman', who was 'highly intelligent and driven'.
Objection, your honour!
It added: 'Without her this world is a much colder place.'
But the average IQ went up. So it's all good.

3 comments:

Barman said...

'Without her this world is a much colder place.'

Presumably because the garage door is stuck open...?

jack ketch said...


Presumably because the garage door is stuck open...?
-Barman
SNORK! Comment of the day for sure!

JuliaM said...

"SNORK! Comment of the day for sure!"

I LOL'd!