Sunday 26 October 2014

“His Name Is Rio, And He Runs Away From Home…”

My, it’s all kicking off in Erith:
A six-year old child, who went missing in Erith earlier today (October 13), has been found.
Rio Huggett was with his mother in St John Fisher Road when he ran off at around 9.40am.
He has been found safe and well.
That’s it? That’s the whole news item?


Anonymous said...

Blimey a slow news day in Eriff then. 'Rio' . .uber chav name!

Furor Teutonicus said...

CC Blimey a slow news day in Eriff XX

No, THAT is a whizbanging, hope I get the Pulitzer for this one, top of the headlines day!

They have never had such frenzy since; "Eriff nearly hit by German bombs! London docks destroyed."

JuliaM said...

"'Rio' . .uber chav name!"

After the footballer, I'm assuming? Since Mum's probably too young for Duran Duran.

Anonymous said...

My nephew is for one not named after a footballer and is defo not a chav he is a six year old boy.
Also he ran away from his taxi driver not his mother the press need to get it right.

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX defo not a chav XX

From a family that uses "defo" in cold blood he will most certainly BE a chav, any time soon.

Anonymous said...

I hope you feel good about yourself making fun of a 6 year old little boy what a big person this makes you. You don't become who you are because of your family you become who you are because of your choices.and for someone to make a joke about a child going missing is sick in the head and needs help. Obviously needs help coming to terms with being a chav themselves.