Sunday 19 October 2014

Social Media: A Godsend For Local Newspapers...

Two women have been photographed fighting in intu Bromley shopping centre, in a confrontation that saw a wig "snatched off" one of their heads.
Photographs of the incident show a security guard attempting to break the women up, while they appear to thrash about on the floor.
Meanwhile a wig lies redundant on the floor nearby.
They were posted on Twitter on September 5 by @BellzLa, who tweeted: "Ratchet girls beefing in Bromley, one girl's wig got snatched off."
Police said they were not called, but intu Bromley confirmed an incident did take place.
And of course, just in case we didn't believe this incredible story, look, here's the photo!



The Commentariat revs up for action:
Harold Larwood says...
I hope the aggressor will be made toupée compensation.
*groans*
Gypo.Joe says...
My Dyslexia must be getting worse. I had to read this a few times as I thought the wig came off her snatch at first glance.
LOL!
Harold Larwood says...
Gypo.Joe wrote: My Dyslexia must be getting worse. I had to read this a few times as I thought the wig came off her snatch at first glance.
Stop merkin about...
Well played, sir!
read20000 says...
Someone must have taken those photos syrup titiously
*groans again*
derby1971 says...
what does 'ratchet girls beefing' mean ?.....or does this mean i am now officially old not knowing this ?
Yup. Nice, isn't it?
Fisherman Pete says...
Not sure security guards get paid enough to be dealing with hairy situations like that IMHO
OK, enough!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, for once 'Gypo Joe' was genuinely funny. I had to Google 'Ratchet Girl' is 'street/urban (BLACK) slang for a WHore/Slapper etc. A 'Dirty Girl'. Someone acting Ghetto.

Dear God, i knew Bromley had gone downhill but now it's a 'burb of Lewisham innit!

microdave said...

If that came off her snatch, I feel sorry for any poor sod who previously tried to find his (or her) way through it...

Trevor said...

I made the mistake of looking at the Twitter account you mention and now need to bathe in pure Dettol.

JuliaM said...

"Yes, for once 'Gypo Joe' was genuinely funny."

It's amazing how quickly you start to recognise 'regulars', isn't it?

"...I feel sorry for any poor sod who previously tried to find his (or her) way through it..."

Heh!

" made the mistake of looking at the Twitter account you mention and now need to bathe in pure Dettol."

Ah, the wonders of this new form of communication.. ;)