Monday 27 October 2014

'A Close Shave' Takes On New Meaning....

Mr Pallister said Dobrodumow had a long history of domestic violence and had 17 previous convictions.
His profession..? Well...
Dobrodumow, who had previously owned a shop called The Demon Barber...
*chuckles*
Judge Tom Little accepted that there had been no intent in the injury as the blade was something he used every day at work and he did not realise it was still in his hand at the time.
I...

I just...

H/T: Alf Stone via email

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pie shop or kebab shop next door?

MTG said...

Easy to imagine Sweeney Dobrodumow, razor in hand, heading for that scream worthy close-up with Tarantino's camera. Just a wild guess, but maybe there is nothing unusual about a Newcastle barber with seventeen previous convictions for violence.

Ted Treen said...

"...maybe there is nothing unusual about a Newcastle barber with seventeen previous convictions for violence..."

Surely there is.
Only seventeen previous?
The man's a veritable softie...

MTG said...

Gosh, Ted. Even the Romans didn't have a good word for novocastria.

JuliaM said...

"Pie shop or kebab shop next door?"

*shudders*

"Only seventeen previous?
The man's a veritable softie..."


Heh!