Two sisters without driving licences led police on a 90mph chase – and asked cops for a cigarette when they were finally halted.
Amy and Laura Humpage (Ed: SNORK!) also SWAPPED seats before officers caught up with them, drove on the wrong side of the road, ran three red lights and demolished a 2ft brick wall.
A lovey pair. And recipients of the now-notorious leniency reserved for the fairer sex:
Laura, 27, pleaded guilty to dangerous driving and driving without insurance and a licence.
The court heard she had suffered mental health problems and had been sectioned in the past.
She was handed a 12-month suspended sentence and a supervision order.
Amy, 25, admitted careless driving, failing to provide a specimen and having no licence.
She was given a two-month suspended sentence and ordered to pay £250.
This despite the acknowledged seriousness of the offence:
Passing sentence, Judge Murray Creed told the pair: “I’m quite satisfied that, as far as the crime is concerned, it passed the custody threshold.”
Well, you can’t be that
satisfied, can you?
And he told Laura: “I am concerned about your bipolar condition and in particular the fact you’ve been subject to mental health orders in the past.”
I’m concerned too – concerned that the next time these two go on a car chase with the police, they’ll mow down someone who isn’t
the expendable Judge Creed.
What a pair of unlovely, hard faced slags!
Hard to know which is the biggest bellend - the girls or the judge.
If they passed the threshold for a custodial sentence, he should have just locked the buggers up! What the hell is the matter with our courts these days? They're a joke...
Not the prettiest of sisters, can you imagine the fantasies crushed about bedding two sisters and that being the reality. Oh dear, just marginally less awful than yesterday's Anastasia.
Oh dear, what horrible looking people.
"Hard to know which is the biggest bellend - the girls or the judge."
They have the wafer-thin excuse of being dim chavs...
"...an you imagine the fantasies crushed about bedding two sisters and that being the reality. "
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