Monday 8 July 2013

It Might Work In China, But It Could Be Deadly In Lancashire!

Grown children in China must visit their parents or potentially face fines or jail, a new law that came into effect on Monday says.
Hmm....
Parveen Akhtar, prosecuting, said Mrs Taylor had returned home at about 9pm to find her son and some of his friends in the kitchen. She asked the friends to leave and then asked Taylor to tidy the place up. 
“He screamed at her that she had ruined his life and then started throwing things around,” said Miss Akhtar. 
“He pushed his mother against a door frame and when she tried to leave pushed her into a chair and said she was going nowhere.” 
The police were eventually called and Taylor was arrested.
Did that end the matter? Reader, it didn't...
At 2pm the following day he was hammering on her door and demanding to be let in so he could collect his things. 
“Mrs Taylor asked her younger son to pass his belonging out through the window but the defendant took the opportunity to climb in,” said Miss Akhtar. 
“He demanded to know where his weed was and blamed his mother for him being locked up overnight.” When Mrs Taylor tried to leave her son dragged her back and locked the door. He said if she tried to go anywhere he would kill her and than started hitting her about the head with a trainer.
Not some teenager, either. He’s 27! As is this lovely specimen:
A 27-year-old woman has appeared before Blackburn magistrates charged in connection with an incident in which her mother received a stab wound to her rib area.
Mother's Day must be fun up there...

4 comments:

Dr Cromarty said...

Mother's Day will be a sickly event, full of all sorts of sentimentality. After raising such ghastly brats they'll still be filled with saccharine sentiments of the underclass. Thus when they're driven to an early grave through murder or suicide, the feral children will still manage a big floral tribute spelling 'MUM' and a Facebook page to 'The Best Mum EVAH!' Or perhaps even 'their princess' "always in our hearts. Luv u Mum"

Anonymous said...

Well, this is what happens when you have Jack Straw as your MP for the last century. If you follow the examples of your super glued MPs, this will be just a foretaste of what is to come. I blame Bruce Willis for blowing up that comet which was heading directly for Blackburn. Damn you Bruce Willis!!
Penseivat

JuliaM said...

"Thus when they're driven to an early grave through murder or suicide, the feral children will still manage a big floral tribute spelling 'MUM' and a Facebook page to 'The Best Mum EVAH!'"

Heh! So true.

"I blame Bruce Willis for blowing up that comet which was heading directly for Blackburn."

:D


Furor Teutonicus said...

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"I blame Bruce Willis for blowing up that comet which was heading directly for Blackburn." XX

It WOULD have serioiusly improved the place, I will agree.